| Song |
Album |
Video |
Year |
|
A Bunch O' Faries
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
A Diamond
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
A Far Out Theme Tune
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
A Far Out Theme Tune
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
Alec's Gone
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
Alec's Gone
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Alec's Gone
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Alecs Back
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Alecs Back
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
Alecs Gone
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Audreys Alone at Last
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Audreys Alone at Last
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
Bachelor Boy - When Gary Married Melanie
|
One More Megabyte
|
|
1997
|
|
Back in '79
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Back in '79
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Back in 79
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Bare Faced Cheek (Intro)
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
Bare Faced Cheek (Reprise)
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
Bitten by a Bed Bug
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Bitten by a Bed Bug
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Blaze of the Borough
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Bless You My Son
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
Bless You My Son
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Blue Suede Shoes
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Blue Suede Shoes
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Charlies Watching
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Charlies Watching
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
Chenky Is a Puff
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Cloughy Is a Bootboy
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Cloughy Is a Bootboy
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Come Back Jackie
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
Commercial Break
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
Davey's Took the Plunge
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Daveys Days
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Deirdre's a Slag
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Dez the Demon Decorator
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
Dorkamania
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
Dougy Giro
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Dougy Giro
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Eine Kleine Nacht Muzik
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
Ernie Had a Hernia
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Ernie Had a Hernia
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
Ernie Had a Hernia
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Fat Bob's Feet!
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Firey Jack
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Fisticuffs in Frederick Street
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
Fisticuffs in Frederick Street
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Florence Is Deaf
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need to Shout)
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
Frankie's Got the Blues
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Geordie's Gone to Jail
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
Glenda and the Test Tube Baby
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Gloomy Intro/Toy Doll Tonic
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Goodnight Irene
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Hanky Panky
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Harry Cross (A Tribute to Edna)
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
Harry Cross (A Tribute to Edna)
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Her With a Hoover
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Her With a Hoover
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
Her with a Hoover
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
How Do You Deal With Neal?
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
I Caught It from Camilla
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
I Caught It from Camilla
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
I Gave My Heart to a Slag Called Sharon from Whitley Bay
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
I Tried to Trust Tracey
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
I'll Get Even With Steven
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
I'm a Lonely B******
|
One More Megabyte
|
|
1997
|
|
I'm a Lonely B******
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
I'm a Lonely B******
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
I'm a Telly Addict
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
I'm a Telly Addict
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
I'm a Telly Addict
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Idle Gossip
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
Idle Gossip
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Idle Gossip
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
James Bond Lives Down Our Street
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Jeans Been
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Kids in Tyne & Wear
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Lester Fiddled the Tax Man
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Livin la Vida Loca
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Livin' la Vida Loca
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
Livin' on Newton Hall
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
Me N' John Williams
|
One More Megabyte
|
|
1997
|
|
Mega Intro
|
One More Megabyte
|
|
1997
|
|
Melancholy Margaret
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
Modern Schools of Motoring
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
Modern Schools of Motoring
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
My Baby Is a Battleaxe
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
My Wife's a Psychopath
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
My Wife's a Psychopath
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
My Wife's a Psychopath
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Nellie the Elephant
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Nellie the Elephant
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Nellie the Elephant
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Neville Is a Nerd
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
No One Knew the Real Emu
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
No Particular Place to Go
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
No Particular Place to Go
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Nowt Can Compare to Sunderland Fine Fare
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
Olga Crack Corn
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Olga Crack Corn
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
One More Megabyte
|
One More Megabyte
|
|
1997
|
|
One Night in Moscow (and We'll Be Russian Home!)
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Our Last Intro?
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Our Last Outro?
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Park Lane Punch Up
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
Park Lane Punch Up
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
PC Stoker
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
Poltergeist in the Pantry
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Poltergeist in the Pantry
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Poor Davey
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Poor Davey
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Pot Belly Bill
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Poverty Pleadin' Peter
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Quick to Quit the Quentin
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
Razzmatazz Intro
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
Rita's Innocent
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Rita's Innocent
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Rodney's Memory
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Sabre Dance
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Sabre Dance
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
She Goes to Finos
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
She Goes to Finos
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
|
One More Megabyte
|
|
1997
|
|
She's a Leech
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
She's a Leech
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Shes So Modern
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Silly Billy
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
Silly Billy
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Sod the Neighbours
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Sod the Neighbours
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
Sod the Neighbours
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Sod the Neighbours
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Spiders in the Dressing Room
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Spiders in the Dressing Room
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Spiders in the Dressing Room
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Stay Mellow
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Stay Mellow
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Taken for a Mug
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Terry Talking
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
The Death of Barry the Roofer With Vertigo
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
The Death of Barry the Roofer with Vertigo
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
The Final Countdown
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
The Lambrusco Kid
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
The Lambrusco Kid
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
The Sphinx Stinks
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
The Sphinx Stinks
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Theme Tune
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Theme Tune
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Theme Tune
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
Toccata in Dm
|
Very High Spirits
|
|
2001
|
|
Toccata in DM
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
Tommy Kowey's Car
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Tony Talks Tripe [*]
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Toy Doll Tonic/Gloomy Outro
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Turtle Crazy! [*]
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
Up the Garden Path
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Wakey Wakey Intro
|
Wakey Wakey
|
|
1989
|
|
We Quit the Cavalry
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
We're 21 Today
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
We're Mad
|
A Far Out Disc
|
|
1985
|
|
What She Had With Huey
|
Anniversary Anthems
|
|
2000
|
|
When You're Jimmy Saville
|
Absurd-Ditties
|
|
1993
|
|
When Your Jimmy Saville
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|
|
Wipe Out!
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Worse Things Happen at Sea
|
Dig That Groove Baby
|
|
1983
|
|
Worse Things Happen at Sea
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
Yellow Burt
|
Fat Bob's Feet
|
|
1991
|
|
You Won't Be Merry on a North Sea Ferry
|
Idle Gossip
|
|
1992
|
|
You Won't Be Merry on a North Sea Ferry
|
High Spirits
|
|
1990
|
|
You Won't Be Merry on a North Sea Ferry
|
Treasured Toy Dolls Tracks
|
|
2006
|
|
Yul Bryner Was a Skinhead [*]
|
Our Last Album?
|
|
2005
|
|
Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
|
Bare Faced Cheek
|
|
1994
|
|
Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
|
The Best of the Toy Dolls
|
|
2001
|