Clearing The Planet, One Body Thetan At A Time

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Seems like forever since Best Week Ever did a package on Jenna Elfman. What, we never did? Well, there’s a first time for everything. MSNBC.com’s Jeannette Walls got the scoop on the Dharma And Greg star’s latest project:

"I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal," Elfman said. To do this, she says, it is my "duty to clear the planet." By “clearing” she means to rid the world of "body thetans" — aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago.

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