Three Things I Never Needed To See In Life

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1. Central Park covered with big orange Gates

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2. The Boston Red Sox winning the World Series

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3. Fred Durst’s penis

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Thanks to some crazy artist, a collapse by the Yankees, and a guy called "The T-Mobile Terrorist," during the past 6 months I’ve seen them all.

I really don’t know what’s left. In the words of Jane’s Addiction, "nothing’s shocking"… anymore.