Three Things I Never Needed To See In Life


1. Central Park covered with big orange Gates


2. The Boston Red Sox winning the World Series


3. Fred Durst’s penis


Thanks to some crazy artist, a collapse by the Yankees, and a guy called "The T-Mobile Terrorist," during the past 6 months I’ve seen them all.

I really don’t know what’s left. In the words of Jane’s Addiction, "nothing’s shocking"… anymore.

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