Random Oscar Thoughts

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It’s nice to see that Sean Penn had his "I Am Sam" hair back.  Is there a sequel coming up?

It’s about time that Morgan Freeman got an Oscar for being the "old, wise, black man." I thought he was a shoo-in after playing both the President of the USA(in Deep Impact) and God (in Bruce Almighty), but it turns out all he had to do was be a boxing instructor. Who knew?

Poor Scarlett Johansson… how did she get talked into presenting the Technical Awards? Did they promise her she’d get to sit next to somebody cool during the real ceremony?

I hope Drew Barrymore enjoyed being on stage at the Academy Awards. Somebody should’ve taken a picture.

You always hear that the Academy awards actors not only for their most recent role, but also for their "body of work." Do you think the Academy is rewarding Hilary Swank more for her role in "The Next Karate Kid" or her role on 90210?

See, I told you that Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were different people.

Did Jamie Foxx get a tattoo on the back of his head to help him prepare for his inevitable turn as Mike Tyson in some upcoming biopic?

While Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows was singing, do you think he was looking around the crowd thinking, "I’ve slept with you… I’ve slept with you… Yep, you too…"

While Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows was singing, do you think the girls in the crowd that he’s slept with were thinking, "What was I thinking???"

How did Beyonce choose which eye shadow went with which performance? That was honestly the only way I could tell them apart.

Well, at least now we know that Antonio Banderas isn’t only a bad actor.

I just wish one person said, "I’d like to thank the Academy for saving me the trouble of walking all the way over to the stage." Or, "When I was a child I always dreamed of getting an Academy Award… in the aisle."

I can’t believe Martin Scorsese didn’t win… for his role in Shark Tales.

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