- He couldn’t find his *favorite* blue pajama pants
- Because Just One of the Guys was on Comedy Central again
- He wanted to spend some time working on new "Got milk?" jokes
- His personal umbrella holder’s arm fell asleep
- Because he hasn’t done anything crazy in weeks!
- There was a long line at the Taco Bell drive-thru, but he’s gots to gets his Baja Steak Chalupas before a long day of court
- Misplaced his nose
- Had a hard time deciding which pair of sandals makes him look "less pedophile-y"
- He got caught up watching his TIVO’d E! re-enactments of his trial
- It’s easier to oversleep when there aren’t any little kids waking you up every five minutes
