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Britney_spears

Britney gets philosophical on Michael Jackson:

"If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help. He needs someone to be like, ‘OK, let’s buck you up, let’s give you a moustache, let’s rough you up, let’s go to a bar, let’s get drunk and be a man.’ And if he didn’t do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

Wow! She is BRILLIANT! Here I thought MJ needed therapy, but apparently all he needed was a moustache! No wonder Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck never molested kids in the 70′s! It was the moustache!

And don’t worry Brit, I’m sure Mike won’t have any trouble getting into a fight in prison. That should set him straight.