Ladies and gentlemen, buckle your seatbelts. We’re poised for the greatest girl-on-girl fight since Lohan and Duff battled it out for Nick Carter’s little brother. An old (and I mean old) pro, Sarah Jessica Parker, is ready to throw down with a hot up and comer– Joss Stone. Is it over a boy? Nope. Better. It’s over The Gap.
See, Sarah Jessica is a little upset that the young British singer is replacing her as the spokesperson for The Gap. In fact, one of Sarah Jessica’s "people" had this to say: "Joss is not only a teenager, she’s also a virtual unknown. Had her replacement been a big star, perhaps Sarah wouldn’t have minded so much."
Ouch. Now, Joss hasn’t responded yet, but here are a couple of comebacks she could use:
- "I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. I was too busy counting all of the money The Gap is paying me now instead of you."
- "I guess The Gap finally noticed The Gap between your age and the age of their target demo, Sarah."
- "Sorry, America. I guess Sarah’s going to have to go back to acting now. My bad."
- "Don’t let it get you down, Sarah. Old Navy is always looking for fresh new faces."
C’mon Joss, the ball is in your court now. Make VH1 proud!