Burger King has unveiled a new sandwich with more calories and fat than the Whopper. It’s called The Enormous Omelet Sandwich, but if you walk up to the counter and ask for The Angioplasty Special they’ll probably know what you’re talking about.
If you order the TEOS (as I’ve recently chosen to nickname it) you’re getting one sausage patty, two eggs, two American cheese slices, three strips of bacon, and a chance to die before the age of 30.
Burger King hasn’t announced a celebrity spokesperson for TEOS yet, but rumor has it that that’s the real reason Kirstie Alley and Rosie O’Donnell have been bickering.
With Kirstie expressing a desire to lose weight, this sandwich may have come out just in time to ensure a second season of Fat Actress. Thank you Burger King, thank you.