Good news for people that want more Dolly Parton (as if there could possibly be more Dolly Parton). At the 20th anniversary celebration of her Dollywood theme park she vowed to open even more Dollywood resorts around the world.
Okay, so you’re probably thinking, "What’s the big deal?" right? Well, in case you didn’t know, Dollywood features more than 30 breast-themed rides and attractions. I’m not sure exactly what they are, but I can certainly make some up. Like:
- The Haunted Blouse
- It’s Not A Small World After All
- The D-Cups
Dolly said, "I wanted to create a place where families can have fun." You know, if your idea of family fun is yelling at your dad for awkwardly hitting on a 19-year-old Southern girl wearing a low cut T-shirt and collecting tickets at the "The Ferris Nipple."
Thanks for spreading Dollywood, Dolly. You’re a real handful.