How tough was Bruce Willis in Die Hard? The answer: Very tough. John McClaine was like Jack Bauer on 24 before Jack Bauer even went through his training at C.T.U.
When you think John McClaine you think pure, manly, macho toughness. Right? Right. So answer me this:
Who decided that Justin Timberlake should be his son in the next Die Hard movie???? Seriously. Who? Was there a meeting?
Movie Producer: You know, we need an actor who’s as tough as nails. An actor who will be believable as the son of this takes-no-prisoners-bad-to-the-bone cop. Hmmm. Do you think any of the members of N*Sync are available?
Well, I guess it could be worse. They could have gone with Nick Lachey. *sigh* Oh well, you can always look at the bright side– at least they’re making another Die Hard. Because as we’ve learned from Lethal Weapon 4, Friday The 13th 8, and Police Academy 6, there’s no such thing as "too much of a good thing." Right?… I mean, right?