- Frito-Lay stock is going to shoot up. Britney is eating Cheetos for 2!
- Now all Kevin needs is an Asian kid, a Hispanic kid, and a Middle Eastern kid to complete the cycle! Keep up the good work dude!
- Being pregnant will finally motivate Britney to stop smoking… in public.
- Now Kevin can start saying "We’re pregnant," to make it sound like he’s actually doing something for once.
- At last, Britney won’t be the only one at her five-year high school reunion in Louisiana without a kid.
- Kevin can finally rub Britney’s stomach and use his "Girl, You got Served" joke that used to crack Shar Jackson up all the time.
- Being a mother, Britney will have a whole new subject to lip-sync about.
- Kevin will finally have someone to hang out with while laying around and doing nothing.
- At least the Spears/Federline kid will know one thing– how to dance. And… that’s probably it.
- Britney and Kevin will get to name the baby all by themselves. And we’re talking about a girl who named her dogs Bit Bit and Lacy Loo, so the possibilities are endless!
