Why? Why?? Why???
Limp Bizkit lead singer Fred Durst is developing a television program that will mix reality TV with a talk show, according to Variety. Durst and a team of producers are working on the program, which is tentatively titled My Life With Fred Durst. The weekly, one-hour show will combine celebrity interviews with reality-style glimpses into Durst’s career and personal life.
Horrible. This show directly conflicts with My Life WIthout Fred Durst, which is something I’ve been trying so hard to accomplish.
Well, maybe it will feature old video footage of a young Fred freestlyin’. I hope so, because that would be another reason for me NOT to tune in.
I guess it could be worse. They could… actually, wait. An hour of Fred Durst a week? No, nevermind, it couldn’t be worse. I may never watch TV again. Thanks Fred, for ruining yet another source of entertainment. Please, please, please stay away from making movies. They’re all I have left.