Well, I finaly did it, I finally married a rock star!
Now I know what you’re thinking… "who is it? Is it Jack? You wrote a lot about Jack, is it him?" No! It’s somebody much much better. It’s Kenny Chesney! I’m Mrs. Kenny Chesney! The wife of a rock star! Wow! Take that Jack White!
I knew it wasn’t meant to be with Jack because he never wrote a song about me. I really wanted him to, but he just wouldn’t do it. Luckily, with Kenny I don’t have to worry about that–he’s ALREADY written a song about me! It’s called, "You Had Me From Hello," and it’s all about ME! Granted, it’s kind of lame, but he means well.
But don’t worry, I’m soooo over Jack it’s ridiculous. In fact, just the other day I threw out all my White Stripes CDs to make a point. The point was, "I’m done with this crap, from now on I’m only going to listen to Kenny Chesney… and country music…. hooray." Actually, maybe I’ll hold on to those CD’s after all.
Right now the tabloids are probably working overtime to report that Kenny and I had only been dating for a few weeks before we decided to get married. I say what-evs! I knew I was going to marry him since day 1 (with Day 1 being alllll the way back in January.) We met at a Tsunami benefit– he was performing and I was answering phones. I probably shouldn’t say this, but
thank God for the tsunami! OMG, I shouldn’t even write that. I’m terrible!
But here we are today, married. Wow! Me. Mrs. Renee Zellweger Chesney. Wife of a rock star, or a Country Music star if you want to be a prick about it. Close enough! Yay!