do you take this seal…



Heidi Klum and Seal tied the knot on Tuesday. 

I’m reminded of a joke by the great Gilbert Gottfried when he found out that Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett. I’m paraphrasing:

"I can’t believe that I had a chance! All this time I thought she was holding out for somebody good looking… but I guess I was mistaken. It could have been me!"

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