Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry desperately wants to make a cameo on the hit show "Desperate Housewives. Unfortunately for her, the cast has banded together to bring this to a halt, fearing that Berry would "cheapen" the show.
Let me say that again.
The cast that includes:
- Teri "Brainsmasher: A Love Story" Hatcher
- Felicity "Christmas With The Kranks" Huffman
- Eva "The Young And The Restless" Longoria
- Marcia "Melrose Place" Cross
- Nicollette "Beverly Hills Ninja" Sheridan
Are all worried about Oscar-winner Halle Berry CHEAPENING the show.
Listen, I know she was Catwoman, but we can’t hold that against her forever, can we? Can we, Marcia "Female Perversions" Cross? Can we?
Let Halle make her cameo. I’m sure she’ll even let you all touch her Oscar if you ask nicely. Well, except for you, Steven "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday" Culp. You might just get to look at it, that’s all.