Kevin The PA’s Quick Hits

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Angelina_jolie1. Hollywood tigress Angelina Jolie freaked out the crew of her most recent movie, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, with her extensive knowledge of knives.  Asking questions like, “Which particular hook is good for ripping their flesh on the way out?,” Jolie reminded us that although she’s really hot, she’s still pretty damn crazy. 

2. With their latest eBay purchase, Internet casino GoldenPalace.com spent $15,000 to name another child Goldenpalace.com. The baby’s parents, Pacmanfever and Where’sTheBeef Silverman are incredibly proud.

3. Australian gazelle Nicole Kidman is reportedly dating a handbag designer.  She continues to make her way down the spectrum, planning to woo Harvey Firestein next. 

4. Bob Geldof announced the lineup for Live Aid II which will occur around the world on July 2..  With Will Smith’s help, maybe parents will understand that global poverty is a very serious issue.   

5. Oliver Stone was arrested over the weekend for a DUI.  Stone was subjected to tests and police described his responses as “extremely slow” and “difficult to watch.”

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