Chris Klein: (pacing) Tom Cruise is weird? I’m weird! I am. I love women. I do. I love Katie. Still! I love a lot of stuff. Gazpacho. I’m pregnant with my lust for gazpacho.
Klein: I do wild stuff. Crazy. Like Charles Manson. Loco. Look at this
foot work. Should I stagger like this? I’m waffle batter. Pour me into
the crazy machine.
Agent: Come on, man. Wow! I’m either going to say "wrong" or "nope" the whole time. When I do, you will re-direct.
Klein: Uh. Ugh. I seduce squirrels!!! I do. Out in the woods. I put
little bandannas on tiny wooden tables, pour ‘em a little vino, throw
‘em a couple of nuts and then, you know!! it gets intense! Swear on a
million bibles. Even get their cab fare home.
Agent: Wrong. But keep going.
Everybody just loves Katie Holmes…and squirrels…