Paris Hilton Pregnant?




It could just be an after-a-McDonald’s-happy-meal-belly. Then again, she does have a reputation for taking off her clothes in public, so I think it’s safe to assume that she’s had sexual intercourse with Paris Latsis by now.


Of course, this probably nothing more than another example of people
crying "fattie" or "pregnant with twins" the second a celebrity stops
sucking in her gut. But if it isn’t, I can’t wait to see Paris doling
out DNA tests on Maury in order to figure out who the baby’s daddy is.

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