Judah vs. Bigfoot

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"Trying to come in contact with a Bigfoot can be tiring. Be prepared to stand and stay awake for 72 hours straight. Do not lay down and fall asleep. Because one, you may miss seeing a Bigfoot. And two, it is mating season for the Bigfoot and they can be extremely horny. Trust me. I know."

Our own Judah Friedlander went on a quest to find Bigfoot. Here are the top 3 things I learned from Judah’s adventure:

  1. Feeding peanuts to a Bigfoot is the most degrading thing you can do to him.
  2. If you’re going to fight a Bigfoot, you should show up early, warm up, and mentally get ready.
  3. The bristles on a moustache can slow down a person’s head speed.

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