Madonna has given her eight-year-old daughter Lourdes her own
credit card with a $10,000 limit to teach her the value of money. Wait…is $10,000 supposed to be restrictive? I’m confused because if $10,000 is a border-line punishment then I want to be bad. Very bad. Down right naughty.
Rogert Ebert gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Says the scenery moved him, but didn’t have much of a plot.
Maria Julia Mantilla, the new "Miss World" swears to the press that she is not a "creation" of a plastic surgeon. She insists that "he just did my bust and my nose" which in CRAZY TOWN doesn’t count as having had any work done at all.
Kitt voted most popular ‘pimped-up’ ride in the UK. David Hasselhoff: "It’s the first time I’ve ever seen Kitt speechless".
Katie Holmes‘ Uncle Fritz gives the press his opinion of Tom Cruise without fear of Xenu: "Tom Seems like a real jerk. I give it 60 days." Not only must this story be totally (like t-o-t-a-l-l-y) true because it all started at the National Enquirier but it’s straight from the mouth of a friend who totally goes to like the same church as like "Uncle Fritz" does… and my best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from
this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Tommy
pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
MTV and VH1 are to broadcast Live 8, everyone here is crossing their fingers that actual music on the channels won’t offend viewers.
New club only grants membership if you’re hot and rich. Cream of mushroom soup finally has a sense of belonging.
Michael Jackson is considering a move to Switzerland where, like his race and gender, it’s neutral.
Sean Penn to play The Joker in next Batman film? That grade A sense of humor must have landed him the roll.