What Could Have Made Sideways Better

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Sideways

 

 Shut up. Shut up. Shut the hellup. If I hear just one more person talk about how great the movie Sideways is, I’m going to snap. Scratch that. I’ve already snapped, I’ve purchased a gun, and my finger is just aching to pull the trigger on the next person who gives praise to that complete waste of two hours that they have the balls to call 
a film.

Haven’t you always wondered what could have made the film Sideways better? I didn’t. But the National Lampoon guys did…and now that I’ve read this, I agree with them completely.[link]