it’s official: Ben & Jen tie the knot

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Ben does what he has to do to ensure that his kid doesn’t end up a bastard like his old man. [full story here]

Best of luck to the happy couple. We sincerely mean that*.

*Okay, let’s be honest, we’re also sincerely looking forward to watching this thing unravel. How long do you give them? 6 months? A year? 2 years? We’re talking about Ben Affleck here, you know he’s going to do something stupid. Can’t wait to see what it is. But until then, best of luck.

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