Jessica Simpson has been branded "slutty" by Christian groups. While they were at it, they also branded Harvey Firestein a â€œhomosexualâ€ and RuPaul â€œnot a chick.â€
Sharon Stone is bored of fame. Catwoman has a habit of doing that to people.
Coldplay will duet with former The Verve frontman Richard Ashcroft at Live 8. All proceeds will go directly to the Rolling Stones.
ABC has pulled an upcoming reality series in which people vie to win a house in a white neighborhood. The decision was brought down directly from The Man.
More details about the upcoming Death Cab album have been released. The album focuses on themes like heart break and death, but I WILL CUT YOU if you call them emo!
Ranger’s Pitcher Kenny Rogers went ballastic on a cameraman. Insert Kenny Rogers joke here. I’m going with, "You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, and know when to throw their camera to the ground and yell about it." Thank you.
And finally, today is petition day:
1) Get Lindsay Lohan a ham and cheese sammach petition.
2) Petition to revoke Tom Cruise’s citizenship