Monday Morning Quick Hits: Marijuana and Suicidal Sheep

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Want to see cowboys in dreadlocks?  Willie Nelson does. Marijuana, totally not implicated this decision to make reggae album. Yeehaw-rakasha?

Nike is using Kobe Bryant again for the first time in two years for product endorsements .  The "Just Do It" slogan is expected to be amended with, "…but don’t get caught."

Scientists plan giant telescope with laser beams so we can spy on neighbors and post incriminating pics to internet.

Perscription abuse has doubled since 1992Tom Cruise, we need you now more than ever!In other news, most of the drugs in 1992 didn’t require a prescription. Thanks Brook Sheilds!

Not to be outdone by lemmings, 1500 sheep jump off a cliff in Istanbul. 1500 you say? Good thing I already have my new Serta…