Monday Morning Quick Hits



Sandra Bullock marries Jesse James.  Billy the Kid reportedly best man. Honeymoon plans include robbing trains, getting shot.

Chocolate – Old and Busted. Cow Patties – the new hotness. Charlie Bucket just wants to be a regular guy.

Jesus is about to hit prime time television and he really hoping he doesn’t have to die (again)just for ratings.

Macho, macho man (macho man) I’ve got to be, a macho man. Over the weekend, the original policeman from the Village People, was
arrested by real police
for possession of a gun and drugs. Ironically, during the same weekend the one dressed like an Indian traded his land away for some beads.

You’re watching Futurama: the MOVIE that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery. You heard me….Sweet honeybee of infinity,they are making a Futurama movie.

Forget Disneyland, whatever became of Cucamonga’s Bible Storyland Bender of Futurama fame responded to this report with "Yeah, well, I’m gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park".


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