Coffee of the stars. For $8 bucks a shot you get a morning buzz and a sense of self importance.
Update: Turns out this post is another case of an interweb "been there, done that" crisis, as the New York based blog, CityRag made the Starwhore Starbucks discovery over a month ago and it seems that the collage posted earlier is just a crappier version of said discovery. See the original collage here. Be sure to check out CityRag for daily linkage goodness.