Afternoon Quick Hits

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Michael Bay says The Island flopped because Ewan McGregor isn’t a "big"
enough star.
McGregor responded in his beautiful singing voice with  "Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies…I guess Pearl Harbor sucked…just a little bit more than I missed you….."

Blondie and Dagwood to celebrate 75th anniversary by invading other comic strips, sure only to make them unfunny as well.

"The
other night I took an eighty-year-old taxidermied monkey, set it on
fire in the pool and filmed it from beneath with an underwater
camera…It was beautiful, like the Titanic, the Hindenburg and King
Kong all mixed into one." Marylin Manson continues to pretend he’s really creepy.

African official offers Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea’s
hand in marriage. Bill says he needs to up the offer by at least 30
chickens.

Billy Corgan storms off the stage like a little girl. The Smashing Pumpkins need to reunite even if it’s just to restore Corgan’s dignity.

Samuel L. Jackson hopes to cure Christina Ricci of nymphomania in her latest film role. He’ll be the first guy since Adams Family 2 who’s NOT trying to sleep with her.