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Abercrombie and Fitch has taken a turn towards the HILARIOUS! Step aside Urban Outfitters, now you have some competition in the "ridiculous novelty t-shirt" department.

These shirts are listed on the a&f website as "celebrity" tees, and boy, are they clever. Let’s start with the "Orlando makes me sweat" tee. Now, upon first glance you’d think "Oh, of course Orlando makes you sweat, it’s a city in Florida and it gets awfully humid down there." Right? WRONG! This is a play on words baby! If you’re wearing this shirt, what you’re really saying is Orlando BLOOM makes me sweat because he’s so damn hot! Yow! Or, if you’re a guy wearing this shirt, you’re saying Orlando Bloom makes me sweat because I’m pretty sure he’s into dudes and I’m afraid he might do something to me while I’m sleeping. But either way, it works.

Now, the "What is Scientology? No seriously" tee lets people know two things: 1) you’re sick of hearing about Tom and Katie, and 2) you’re really not a smart person. Perfect! Put me down for 5 of them!

Check out the rest of abercrombie’s celebrity tees here… and long for the days when their website was full of naked teenagers hanging from tire swings.