Afternoon Quick Hits

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Director David Lynch wants your children to meditate in school. He
directed Blue Velvet, so this is actually pretty normal for him.

Al Gore’s network to show the most popular Google searches of the day
at the top and bottom of every hour. I for one am looking forward to
seeing "free naked Britney" scroll across my TV screen every 30 minutes.

Harrison Ford to stay on as chairman of Experimental Aircraft
Association’s program to introduce children to flying. Former chairman
John Denver unavailable for comment.

Florida State unveils world’s largest magnet. Heard saying, "I’m kind of a big deal".

Sean Connery to retire from films, fed up with Hollywood "idiots."  Alex Trebek surrenders.