Rule # 1 – Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own
Rule #2 – Never use your real name.
Rule #3 – Never confess.
Rule #4 – No one goes home alone.
Rule #5 – Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Read the rest here. And I’m not totally positive, but I’d imagine these work at funerals too. Happy crashing!
