The Rules of Wedding Crashing

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Rule # 1 – Never leave a fellow Crasher behind.  Crashers take care of their own

Rule #2 – Never use your real name.

Rule #3 – Never confess.

Rule #4 – No one goes home alone.

Rule #5 – Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.

Read the rest here. And I’m not totally positive, but I’d imagine these work at funerals too. Happy crashing!