Friday Morning Quick Hits

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Geraldo Rivera continues to breed; wife’s vault isn’t empty.

Two Michael Jackson jurors now say he’s guilty. On a completely unrelated note, they both have book deals. What are the odds?

Metallica To Open for the Rolling Stones. Finally, fathers and sons can enjoy a concert together. Well, they’ll each enjoy half of it.

Hillary Clinton Presses Bush on Sex Offender Bill.  And yes, that’s the actual headline.

Reese Witherspoon, star of "Legally Blonde", wants to "throw daggers" over Jessica Simpson cashing in on stupidity. Jessica responds by saying, "At least I’m not the one who married Ryan Phillippe."