Aguilera on Britney Spears: "She’s let herself go. I can’t see a
comeback on the cards." In other news, the kettle has ended its
cease-fire with the pot.
Sinead O’Connor: "I am one of those human beings who would not be alive
today if it was not for the teachings of Rastafari." So she’s high?
That would explain everything.
Tommy Lee says he got some sweet college lovin’ at the U of Nebraska.
Ricky Williams tells Miami Dolphins fans, "I never really was away." Fans immediately ask for another drug test.
Reporter finds runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks on grass.