Afternoon Quick Hits




on Britney Spears: "She’s let herself go. I can’t see a
comeback on the cards." In other news, the kettle has ended its
cease-fire with the pot.

Sinead O’Connor: "I am one of those human beings who would not be alive
today if it was not for the teachings of Rastafari.
" So she’s high?
That would explain everything.

Tommy Lee says he got some sweet college lovin’ at the U of Nebraska.

Ricky Williams tells Miami Dolphins fans, "I never really was away." Fans immediately ask for another drug test.

Reporter finds runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks on grass.