Ignore for a minute that this wax statue of Jessica Simpson is bound to show up on Ebay in the future and that some of the men in these photos have probably waxed off to this hunk of wax. I just want you to imagine for a moment that you could have a wax statue of yourself. Would…would you keep it for yourself or give it away? Seriously, I want you to think about this…how creepy would this be? I think I would burn it in a bonfire and watch it melt away. But that’s me and my plan would also probably involve beer and midgets. So I’m curious as to what you would do. Have more made? An army of wax statues in your likeness? Do tell. [see more creepy photos here]
