Thursday Morning Quick Hits

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Stephen Baldwin credits The Lord for curing him of materialism.  Well…that and Biodome.

Courtney Love reportedly fails drug test. In other news, the sky is still blue.

Cosmopolitan
Magazine
turns 40. Has swelled to an unsightly 106 pages and the same
old monthly surveys are starting to sag. Panic setting in.

Lindsay Lohan pens songs about ordeal with father entitled ‘You take away my appetite.’ and ‘sometimes you just make me so angry’.

Jamie Lee Curtis slams cosmetic surgery, continues to endorse gender reassignment surgery.