Monday Morning Quick Hits

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It seems Sir Laurence Olivier couldn’t keep up with Vivien Leigh’s demands of sex three times a day. Good god…Vivien, you lucky Girl. My tears don’t love you, Vivien! They blight and curse and damn you!


New reality show
is like ‘Cribs’ for dictators, but with camels instead of Jaguars.

98-pound speed-eating marvel Sonya Thomas eats 11.3 pounds of lobster
meat
(44 lobsters) in 12 minutes, she is definitely not a cheap date.

Monty Python’s Terry Jones hooks up with fangirl four decades his junior. Say no more!

Jerry Lee Lewis closes his home to tourists. No more piano shaped pools for you.

Midgets love basketball…and we love midgets. (yes there is a picture)

Meanwhile back in Italy, Italians love balsamic vinegar, celery and tomato ice-creams. Violet Beauregarde surrenders.