Leonard Cohen is going broke, may have to hock Famous Blue Raincoat.
Catholic priest defends Marilyn Manson concert: "How could Manson turn
young people into satanists and drug-addicts in the two hours of his
act". He’s right, it takes at least 2 and a half hours at the very least.
Couple claims James Cameron stole ‘Terminator’ idea. Cameron sends
warrior back in time to take care of the problem. But wait…if couple never existed, how could Cameron
steal the idea? Wouldn’t that mean the warrior never existed, either?
Oh crap, I’ve gone cross-eyed.
Christopher Walken’s PR rep. smashes our hopes and dreams.
I think this may be the only time 50 cent and I will agree on anything: 50 cent to Nelly "If you gon’ spend $5 million on diamonds, you’s a damn fool." Word dawg, word.
Gary Coleman still a virgin? Whatch’oo talkin’ about, Willis?
Shaun Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy Combs running out of permutations of his
name – soon to be referred as "The Artist We Never Ever Cared About".
McDonalds finds new way to make you fat, sexless, and depressed; Couple to be married at local McDonalds.