Tuesday Morning Quick Hits

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Christie

And when she’s walking, She’s looking so fine, And when she’s talking, She’ll say that she’s mine. Uptown Girl Christie Brinkley returns to the modeling world for CoverGirl. In other news, Billy Joel is still out of work. Good luck with that Billy.

Bobby McFerrin decides to take some time off work to stop worrying and concentrate on being more happy.

Keira Knightley loves it when director Tony Scott calls her names like "Nasty bitch". She likes to be bad. Bad only for Tony… How very naughty. In similar news, Paris Hilton knows she’s a dirty girl and takes three baths a day.

Get me to watch Ashlee Simpson on SNL once, shame on you. Get me to watch Ashlee Simpson on SNL twice, shame on me.

Finding a virgin in Hollywood is harder than finding a straight man at a Johnny Mathis concert.

Van Halen suing Baltimore Orioles for $2 million.  Eddie reportedly pissed at Rafael Palmeiro for not sharing his stash.

Holy Cannoli,I just don’t think it gets any lamer than
this folks: Donald Trump has started an online university/blog. I suggest you start with the comment section. Flame him good and hard. Show him how tough the internet is…*reminder* Be sure to attach an "owned" tag to your comment upon posting.

The first half of Family Guy‘s season 4 is to be released on DVD this November. Be sure to pick up a copy of that along with FOX‘s other hit show "Fast Animals, Slow Children."

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