An Open Letter to the Next Stranger Who Sees Me Reading Harry Potter



I am reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I’m a fan. I’ve read the whole series  and seen each of the movies and I’ve enjoyed the whole thing. That being said, I’d like to ask you to go back to whatever you were doing the moment before you saw me reading the book and decided it might be fun to strike up a conversation.

it’s any comfort, I think I can safely assure you such a conversation would not have been fun at all, not for either of us, though you’d have gotten the shorter end of the stick. I’d have made damn sure of that.[Continue reading…]

Max Burbank is not your special Harry Potter friend.

National Lampoon

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