Wednesday Morning Quick Hits

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Avril Lavigne gets Punk’d, reduced to tears. Why you have to go and make things so lachrymated?

Notorious BIG’s family turns into Notorious PIGs when lawsuits are possible.

Want to be the next Carrie, Pennywise or Cujo? Stephen King auctioning
off character naming rights
on eBay for charity. Bonus if the name is
female – he’ll kill her for you.

Microsoft has revealed the price of the upcoming Xbox 360. Don’t worry, included you get the latest in microsoft technology, a " wireless television remote control". Wowzers.

Usually when you use the words horse, bone, and Madonna in the same sentence, it means something quite different…

Manhunt for massacre of ducklings at car wash. Howard the Duck last seen heading to Mexico in bronco with stripper.

Ninja holds up restaurant.  Ryu Hayabusa unavailable for comment.