Early Monday Morning Quick Hits

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Jessica Alba is considering switching movie genres from super hero movies
to bad TV remakes, no word on when she intends to try the other 2 movie
genres of romantic comedies and Adam Sandler crap. And of course if that fails there, give Hefner a call.

Hip Hop Lyric expert says raps are really just verbal jousting, and are not
real threats. Tupac, Biggie, Jam Master Jay, C-Murder could not be
reached for comment.

In a move of sheer marketing genius, the publishers of Vogue ready to
publish a version of the magazine aimed specifically at men
in
relationships with women who read *gasp* Vogue.

Britney Spears plans to give birth to Cletus Jr. in $3800 worth of blessed Kaballah water. In related news, "Kaballah" spelled backwards is "naive". 

Did Steve Coogan knock up Courtney Love?…

Vernon_kay

ewwwwwww.

He denies it of course. In his defense, can you blame him? Run and hide Steve. Run and hide.

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