Tuesday Afternoon Quick Hits

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Steven Seagal personally defeats numerous plants from around the world, harnesses their power to concoct new energy drink.

Michael Moore follows Roger Ebert’s footsteps and starts the Pritikin Diet. DeFede spotted leafing through the brochure.

Bruce Willis signs on for psychological thriller "Perfect Stranger" Unsure if he will play Balki or Cousin Larry.

Crocodiles now come GPS enabled. I, for one, welcome our new Reptilian Overlords.

Ashlee Simpson’s Plans to Move to Ashgabat are Dashed to Pieces.