Tuesday Morning Quick Hits

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AP says "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" should have another hyphen between
"40" and "Year,"
proving that anal retentiveness doesn’t get you laid
either.

Garth Brooks to sell his music exclusively through Wal-Mart, proving indeed, he does have friends in low places with low prices.

Olivia Newton-John
finds she’s hopelessly devoted to a boyfriend that hasn’t returned from fishing trip. She better shape up!

Tom Sizemore
now has online porn site; "Shaving Ryan’s Privates" not yet a feature. (link to article…not site. You’re welcome.)

Former Rider of Lohan defends Lindsay‘s hate for all things food.

Scarlett Johansson was involved in minor car accident outside Disneyland, not hurt due to cushioning of two fully-deployed airbags…*snicker*

Barbara Streisand
, puts her plans for finding the Triangle of Xenthar on hold, debuts new song against the Iraq War.

Deadheads want Jerry Garcia on a postage stamp.  USPS worried Deadheads won’t take stamps off their tongues.