Tuesday Morning Quick Hits



Mr. T to star in "Rocky VI", will probably train Rocky in the art of "pitying fools".

Pair of ruby slippers from "Wizard of Oz" stolen. Witnesses report there is an ugly green-skinned woman heading west.

"It never crossed my mind that if I were thinner, I would get more
says Teri Hatcher, proving that you don’t have to be young and
blonde to be stupid.

Paris Hilton is mad at her sister Nicky for agreeing to be a bridesmaid
in Nicole Richie‘s wedding. So you know whose video will be playin’ at
the bachelorette party.

Gwyneth Paltrow offers advice to Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.  This is of course coming from the person who named her daughter Apple.

Two California beach cities fighting over the name "Surf City". Fight
will begin to get nasty, but then issues will be resolved over surfing
duel that ends up being a good-natured clambake.

"A 30-kilogram fish will never jump out of the ocean and land on me,
especially while I am standing here in this boat", mused the boy.
"Thats what you think", murmured God.

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