Gwen Stefani says she can’t consider herself a sex symbol because she still
thinks of herself as "fat little dorky kid." I was not aware that dorky fat kids were comfortable enough to showcase their stomach at every public event. Well, I just didn’t know that until TODAY. Thank you Gwen. Thank you for showing us the light. You are an inspiration to dorky fat kids everywhere! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go grab a dingdong because it’s obviously working wonders for you.