Hollywood is officially out of ideas. The first step was admitting it and now the healing can begin.
Sean Penn has to make U-Turn to avoid becoming Dead Man Walking in the Mystic River.
Christina Aguilera makes $2 million as a wedding singer. Unforunately Robbie Hart was unavailable for comment but I think he would have said something along the lines of "Love Stinks". Yeah…yeah.
J-Lo rumored to have a bun in the oven from Marc Anthony’s lovin’.
Elijah Wood gets to play a young Iggy Pop in a movie. That’s like having Ben Affleck play a young George Burns.
The advantage of marrying a hooker is she can also be the bachelor party entertainment.