Famous photographer LaChappelle unloads on Jessica and Ashlee Simpson: "they’re
everything wrong with culture, and everything wrong with art, and what
we think of as art and musical culture – in one family!" Hey David, remember that time you did that Burger King commercial? That was super duper cultured of you. Or that time you filmed the music video for Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne or Moby or insert lame pop star of the moment here.
Nick Cave walks off stage, refuses to play after being told he could not bring his beer and cigarettes up with him. Since when do rockstars ask permission?
Stones hire expert to examine why their new single isn’t getting
airplay. Expert’s initial findings: You’re 60 years old and your song
Couple living under water so scientists can study the effects on the
body. When asked what they will miss most, the answer was ‘air’.
Britney Spears schedules Cesarean. Cletus wonders if he can get extra of them little hard bread things.