Archives Monday, September 12, 2005
Hotdogboy is comprised
of two separate Earth beings, Rub and Tug. Check it out. [link]
A drunk Jessica Simpson channels Gene Simmons.[link]
"What does it take to destroy an iPod nano, and what’s inside this tiny
package? We wanted to answer both questions and strangely enough
answering the first allowed us to answer the second. We could take our
turns at purposely rendering the iPod nano broken, and then when it had
endured more damage than it could handle we’d end its misery with a
respectful autopsy. Now, we know that destroying the iPod nano makes
some (strange) grown men want to cry. Rest assured, you can still buy one yourself, and the local priest said all iPod nanos go to heaven."
These geeks go all out in hopes to kill the nano ipod, but it just keeps on ticking.[link]
link thanks to:
Simon Cowell on his first sexual experience: "I think that seconds
might be too long a unit. I just wanted to get her out as quickly as
possible so I could tell all my mates I had done it". Hmm.
Hemingway to star as lesbian secret service agent in new show on the
gay TV network. In other news, there’s a gay TV network.
Elijah Wood is impressed by the quality of photoshops on the Interweb that show him in homoerotic situations.
Disney signs Patrick Stewart to play Dad in upcoming "Bambi 2". Make it so.
Australian pop star and English glamour model to try to upstage Posh
and Beck’s over the top wedding, by using a 725-meter long train on her
dress and have a lifesize replica of her boobs for the cake.
Paris Hilton insists she has a low sex drive, she gets better traction that way.
Italian rock star performs in front of 200,000. It would have been
200,005, but those 5 decided to just skip straight to robbing his house.
Tom Cruise tricks Jamie Foxx into attending 3-hour Scientology
presentation. Foxx relieved that Cruise didn’t try the "penis in the
Nathan Lane & Matthew Broderick to star in Odd Couple revival. I guess life doesn’t move that fast.
This flash game has been around for a bit but it’s still a good way to waste 5 minutes even if it’s to Weezer.[play]