Tuesday Morning Quick Hits

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Homosexual cowboy movie coming to theaters soon, to finally answer question "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

I pity the fool who wont watch this show. Mr. T is the new Oprah.

Matthew McConaughey, everyone’s favorite stoned bongo player, shares
his art onstage at John Mellencamp concert
; keeps his pants on this time.

Paul McCartney’s
latest solo album called his best since the breakup of
The Beatles.
By best, they mean the fact that the first single is
already a corporate jingle.

Bill Cosby makes hey hey hey over Fat Albert domain name, wins legal battle.

Leonardo DiCaprio to play Teddy Roosevelt in upcoming film. Hollywood may not be out of ideas, but they’re out of good ones.

If you notice SNL sucking more than usual this fall it’s because Tina Fey will be busy being a MILF.

Contestant on new Trump "Apprentice" is an Eastern European stripper
who bilked some guy out of lots of money. Sounds more like one of
Donald’s wives.

Screw you guys, I’m going to Broadway: Trey Parker and Matt Stone to pen musical.