fans who pre-order the group’s new album on-line will get priority
when it comes to buying tickets for their upcoming tour and may be able
to convince Depeche Mode to play their living room on their upcoming tour. Okay I may have lied about that last part.
Grateful Dead tour bus for sale. $200,000 price includes bonus of
enough of Jerry Garcia’s DNA in the seat cushions to make 47 copies of
Man accused of trying to kidnap David Letterman‘s son charged with a slightly lesser crime, overcharging for house-painting services.
Clooney and Pitt can’t get a ride, pays a kid $1823 for a lift to New York City. I would have traded Pitt a ride for a ride.
Neve Campbell not going to star in Scream 4. Common sense scores rare victory.
Jessica Alba launches line of kids clothing. Your toddler wants a push-up bra.
Natalie Portman discovers lesbians find bald girls attractive. ha. um…Not going to touch this one. Nope.
Man swigs a Mountain Dew, is surprised to discover he is drinking mellow yellow.
Skeletor holds up bank. He-man surrenders.