TO: JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
The names listed below have signed this virtual petition because they have yet to follow the dialogue or plot of a single cinematic/televised event you have appeared in, largely because they’ve been too busy staring at your unfortunately always-covered rack. They’re sure you take pride in your craft, but the fact remains: the roles and films you’ve chosen, your acting skills and camera presence… no one gives a s*** about any of that. We just want to see your boobs. [continued]
The guys at Gorillamask are fed up with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s antics. Stop making bad movies and TV shows, start showing us your ta ta’s.
Check out the petition here. Unfortunately, the signature period has already closed so you can’t sign it. But you can check out the 2,700+ who have. Nice.